Deepest apologies to the well-thought-out characters that I created but never wrote the stories for.
It’s like, I have these characters just laying around with their intricate personalities and their elaborate backstories, but they belong nowhere, they have no place to call home.
Now we’ve got that out of the way, it really looks like we are just gonna have to party. I mean, how else are we going to pass the time until July 21, 2023 (or thereabouts)? You’ve probably seen the all-singin’, all-dancin’ trailer for #barbie (and if you haven’t, you absolutely have to see it right this very moment), but it’s safe to say that it looks fun, fun, fun. There is a lot of pink, a lot of good-looking people greeting each other, repeatedly, with either Barbie or Ken, a lot of dancing, a lot of silliness, a lot of perfectly-delivered lines (“I literally go nowhere withoutthem!”), a lot of perfectly-shot shots (the shoes, the flying car) and simply more innuendo than we know what to do with. The year, 2023, and the world is Barbie’s—so cometh the hour, cometh the camp. And you better be with us, or we’re going to have to beach you off.
